1. 2 years ago 

   Woodchuck?

   Original/Traditional Version:

   How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

   My Version/Mistake:

   If a woodchuck could chuck a duck, would the duck…cluck?

   No, I wasn’t dropped too many times on the head when I was a baby. I was dropped only once.

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I promise, I'm not drunk.
This is how I am normally.
And if someone tells you I sleep with my eyes half open,
I promise, I'm not scary at all.

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